July 11, 2004

My toolbelt is getting a little tight: Playboy launches "Women of Home Depot." Beats working for $7.50 an hour I suppose. [CNN article, i.e., perfectly SFW.]
  • I'll tell you what, I've heard stupider ideas. Today.
  • So, let me get this straight; they're playboy models, they get their tits out, then pose with tools, ladders and shit, right? Some paint in a bucket, maybe a hammer or two, and a nude girl? Sheer genius.
  • Hell, they've done Wal Mart and Starbucks too. Scraping the bottom of the barrel or marketing genius? You decide.
  • Next issue: The Women of High School Cafeterias.
  • sexist pigs! *peeks at open copy of Playboy under desk*