July 09, 2004

Brando Was NOT Destitute Follow-up to this thread, it appears that owning a chain of Polynesian Islands, a $10 million estate and many rare paintings and scripts officially disqualifies one from being destitute. Mr. Brando is, however, still dead.
posted by es el Queso 20 years ago
  • He was no Margeaux Hemmingway, but even with those assets, he may have been having trouble with liquid or available assets. Destitute may have been a little overboard. Strapped seems much more like it.
  • Among his assets: an orange peel. sorry, sorry! i loved the brando, really!
  • WHAT? BRANDO IS STILL DEAD? i want my brandozombie.
  • Reagan-Brando '04: The All-Zombie Actor Ticket. BRAINS!!!!! I WANT BRAINS!!!!! (oh, no, wait, that's w's slogan...)
  • I really wish that once people would die we wouldn't have to spend the next two weeks hearing all about them.
  • I promise that when I die you'll never have to hear about, jccalhoun...
  • This just in. Ronald Reagan is still dead.
  • Once I die place me In the heart of a rose -- Or let a snapdragon's petal-jaws Around me close. No man should moan When falls a drone, Whose days alone Hold sweet felicity. Such is the fate of every he-bee He soars but once aloft, Mates with a queen bee - And then he buzzes off.
  • *snaps fingers in appreciation of beeswacky's poetic grooviness*
  • Brando never actually existed at all.
  • Neither did I.