July 08, 2004

The Great Ape-scape ...or the Magnificent Seven ride again. Freedom lovin', 'supply' flingin gorillas. More power to the monkeys! (via Fark, sorry)
  • Jolly good thing there wasn't a repeat of the Dallas Zoo gorilla escape fiasco. Which I was very angry about. Not because the gorilla escaped, but because the cops murdered the poor thing.
  • Glad these fellows returned peacefully. If creatures must escape, it seems better they do so when there are no excited visitors to add to the confusion. (I'll believe anything of Texans, anything -- except that they act rationally.)
  • A door had been accidentally left open .... That's what they'd like you to believe. But the soap with the key imprint tells us a different story ....
  • Seven gorillas escaped from their enclosure at the Columbus Zoo and spent a few hours wandering free in the ape house. Paraphrase: At the zoo, the gorillas wandered freely/inside the ape house after escaping.