December 16, 2003

Everyone in my office is sneezing! So I did a bit of research. Here
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • Ancient Samurai wisdom declared that sneezing would make someone look foolish. But, that's okay because: he can lick his lips while keeping his mouth closed and that stops you needing to sneeze. Works with yawning, too. All helpful, obviously, when you're hiding in the shadows waiting to stab someone in the lungs.
  • does tom cruise do that in "last samauri"? perhaps because he's the last one he doesn't need to.
  • A sneezing fetish? Now I've really seen it all ...
  • And here some people think "snalt" is "socially necessary abstract labour time." The fools! *sends a package of snalt to Engelbert Stockhammer*
  • he can lick his lips while keeping his mouth closed Wow, that works really well. you're hiding in the shadows waiting to stab someone in the lungs. Um, no comment. *moves on*