July 06, 2004

• What about those of us who already have rows of tiny nipples?
• We back away from people like you, Oz. Very...s l o w l y...
• That's not a third nipple. That's my lactating mole.
• I was only trying to read her shirt officer.
• Brought to you by the makers of the Braille Glasses (TM) and Braille Microscope Lens (TM).
• This is not a new idea. They've had braille condoms for years, ask my wife.
• middleclasstool: for her reading pleasure? Must get boring, reading the same passage over and over and over and over and over...
• Must get boring, reading the same passage over and over and over and over and over... Especially when that message is, "Lie back and think of England."
• That's odd. My wife says the message is "Lie back and think of England winning the World Cup: unlikely, of course, yet if Greece, rank outsiders at the beginning of Euro 2004, can triumph despite the skepticism of a whole world of experts, and without obvious "superstars" in their team, then what can be ruled out as impossible - perhaps even England can ... "
• Then again, there was that dude that could write his name 17 times on a piece of rice.
• boys, boys -- you're all pretty.
• Hot bananas to you, Uncleozzy! Now please find me a rag so I can clean the coffee off my keyboard. I tried to resist, but it must be said: Monkeyfilter: What about those of us who already have rows of tiny nipples?
• Oh, and Sidedish, about those t-shirts-- Naughty. Naughty. Go to your room, young lady, and TAKE THAT OFF!
• They don't list what words are available. I wonder if they only have the boring "naughty" (if you have to say it, you aren't). I was hoping they might have things like "This shirt is red, it goes with the black pants."
• sure they do, jb, it's the second link...
• they also have sign-language shirts that say, "do me." heh.
• Must get boring, reading the same passage over and over and over and over and over... Especially when that message is, "Lie back and think of England." Well, that exchange made my day. But it's not the text that matters, it's the delivery.
• Lie back and think of ENGLAND.
• Lie BACK and think of England.
• LIE back and think of England.
• Lie back and THINK of England.
• Rinse. Repeat.
• Monkeyfilter: Lie back and think of England.
• I'm sorry, Sidedish - I realised that after I posted. There still wasn't really the selection I was looking for though (suggestive statements not being my first choice in apparel). Which is a shame, because braille is cool. I should learn it - I may go blind sometime anyways.
• Jb, you'll certainly go blind if you keep THAT up.
• Um...keep what up? I'm confused (and not too swift). I was originally thinking about my currently poor eyesight, and the condition I have had in one eye (luckily, it went away). But potential blindness as I get older is something I have become adjusted to.
• I think, though I may be wrong, that she was insinuating a penchant towards, urm, self-love, that folk-wisdom has long implies leads to blindness, hairy palms, and the like. Not sure if that applies to girls too or not. Also, could just be my dirty mind. Hard to tell.
• You can give it up as soon as you need glasses.
• Good lord, everything's getting blurry.
• .
• For a while I was doing a how small I could make a comment. They get really tiny before becoming large again. For instance, this comment is smalled twenty-seven times, while that little tiny fellow is smalled twenty-six times. If you keep adding smalls, then eventually the comment becomes invisible, not just to the eye but to the computer as well. Help! The foul giant has shrunken us to microscopic size. Only you can restore our majesty. You must find some way to make us huge.
• Pez, you might *possibly* have too much time on your hands. 27 times?
• Copy-paste.
• You must find some way to make us huge. *devilish grin*