December 16, 2003

Make a new sentence out of those four dreadful words. Extra Credit for Ribaldry!
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • You must use ALL the letters of "Membership is again closed"; subtract 2 points for leftover vowels and 4 points for leftover consonants and post your total in parentheses after your new sentence. Winner will receive one box of Pop Tarts.
  • My Member once Again rubs against the Closed Ship of your ... Aah, stuff it. Sounds like Jim Loy on a bad day. (Or Steven Den Beste on a good one.)
  • No fair changing the rules after you post. Also no fair invariably being the first commenter on your post so it looks like a comer. (My score? 100%, until you change the rules again and tell me it's some anagram thing.)
  • Jim Loy was a Good Man! He was the best Team-Leader the Billings Wal-Mart ever had! He lived and breathed customer service, showing the training films on that old projector at his house on the week-ends! His hands were soft, so soft...
  • Wolof-- I don't plays the games, I just makes the rules.
  • As it stands, you owe me Pop Tarts. Sahara Hotnights might be fun.
  • ok, mine: "Do sheep nag me? Climb!' (74 a perfect score, minus 8, leaves 66.) your turn:
  • I await delivery of Sahara Hotnights as promised. Slut.
  • (somebody please page Wolof ...)
  • Asshat. I get Josephine and Maria. THEN we'll talk.
  • That would be "Jennie" and Maria, wouldn't it?
  • Whoops-My score should be minus 18, not 8...
  • no. The blond cymbal player. but i'm not talking until you play! Play!
  • Ms pig, I score miles ahead (66)
  • (I Cheated and Ignored the Rules Using) Martin's Anagram Generator Monkeys Metaworthy? Yields the Canuckish: Asymmetry won't eh ok? And these, well, are just a bit pissy: Matthew ugh ah ye Haughty mate Taught ewe hah my Velvet ropes bring out the worst in me. Strike that, reverse it. Vodka brings out the worst in me, velvet ropes just reflect light differently depending upon which direction they are stroked.
  • Nooo!!!! vapidave, cheating (also means some monkey will snatch my precious banana)
  • on second look, you haven't solved the puzzle.
  • Hi apes & men, I scored lsd; am big (74)
  • I'm so lost, but having fun. Muzzle poetry keen
  • i gain a codless membership (thats em all)
  • Zaftig futz, jutting quite out. (54 under par; I will shut up now)
  • Dig, I'm a comprehensible ass! (infinity plus one hundred)
  • i vote for petebest's!! yowsa. that's perfect.
  • You kids and your fancy algorithms... If that aplet falls in my yard, IT'S MINE!
  • I loves me tha Infernet. (hyuk)
  • I think I'm losing.
  • I have no idea what's going on here but I'm feeling sexy.
  • Modesty, Blaise!
  • beers chasing pimms: ideal? (72) That was hard, Dizzy! I think I should at least get a coupon for PopTarts.
  • OK--- there is a box of wholesome,freshly-made Pop-Tarts under the whetstone behind the mill on old man Loy's river house. Don't worry. Safe as milk!
  • I like Toaster Strudel.
  • I'm still dreaming of that egg nog french toast SideDish was talking about.
  • A Breakfast Haiku for jb, By His Caring Friend Dizzy: Toaster Strudel. Ish. Such an abomination. Like crack for breakfast--spit!
  • So... Has anyone read any good books?
  • OK, Diz, I checked the mailbox and there are still no Swedish pop babes there. I'm getting in a snit now. (Stamps ickle foot.)
  • I can't imagine WHAT the problem is; I sent good ol' Jim Loy to pick them up in his new GMC Sonoma HOURS ago... Lemme see if I can find his cel #...
  • Jim Loy is the new beige.
  • New circle of Hell For Jim Loy, gamesman, pop tart Plus peanut butter.
  • OK, if petebest wins I think we should divide the prize because he cheated using the same site as I. He gets the pop. I get the tart.
  • Whoa! This monkey didn't cheat (honest!) , so the prize is MINE, ALL MINE hahahahaha
  • Good news, guys! Jim Loy called back, says he's got Pop Tarts and lots of soda and a new movie camera! He'll pick you all up behind the old mill at dusk! See ya!
  • My cat's breath smells like Jim Loy saying "Membership is again closed" while feeding pancakes to a pony. There. Did I win something?
  • Dizzy = Jim Loy?
  • I am NOT Jim Loy. I HAVE, on occasion, worked as a greeter at Wal-Mart in the Billings/Butte/Bozeman commercial corridor, and yes, I WAS a substitute judge at some area bake-offs, and although I am an avid GMC afficianado and Treasurer of the Mid-West Sooper Sonoma Supporters, I presently drive a GEO Metro (low mileage, and who needs a radio?). I think that "Nell", the Motion Picture starring Miss Jodie Foster, is , perhaps, the most bestest movie of all time. I have heard Mister Loy agree with that assertion, on occasion, but no, I am NOT him.
  • I am so confused
  • Methinks this whole thread is nothing just a lot of monkeying around, stepself. Nothing to be confused about.
  • Oh good. For a second there I thought I was going to have to find out who Jim Loy is.
  • Never mind. I found it.
  • Ah. And unhappily it is lost again two years later.
  • Loy, shmoy. Just get on with it!