July 01, 2004

Cleanliness is Godliness Einstein, 1939, after Nazis and Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus-Spinoza-Pain-Sagan & Mohammed, insired every 76 years, 6000 years by Messenger of God's Law, the Messiah, Halley's Comet: "WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE!"
posted by ian would say 20 years ago
  • Dude. Medication.
  • Once upon a time....
  • Argh. Damn, searching yelt* nothing *the new(TM) past tense
  • And anyways, I felt I had to redeem myself after the PLEC and all subsequent poop posts. So crazy ramblings about soap, god, liberals, conspiracy theories, and wonderbread it was.
  • ian would say: why do you hate MoFi so much?
  • Just curious... is english your 2nd language?
  • You passed the "Dude, I found this wacko guy's weird site" test with honors. Welcome aboard ian!
  • Now, aboot yelt, ian would say.
  • /me feels inclined to point out the grammatical error in mecurious' user name
  • bees, did you catch this over at the hat's place? (Via PF)
  • I hadn't, no, though I try to visit that site daily. Thanks, Wolof. Wading through braid Scots presents a stiff challenge for me, though I have acquired in recent years both The Concise Scots Dictionary and Scots Thesaurus, which have helped.
  • Say what you will, but Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap is a life altering experience. Moral ABC's aside, I am addicted to the stuff. It makes you tingle! I wonder is that is a side effect of All-One-God-Faith? Oh well, I am pagan anyway. No harm, no foul.
  • I snort a gram or two of the baby-mild each day myself. A fine redemption song ian, double-postage notwithstanding.
  • pete_best, kimdog: yes it is addicting as hell. I probably snort a gram or two of it a day as well; peppermint of course. There's nothing better than taking a shower, washing your face, with soap all over your hands and face sticking your fingers right underneath your nose and inhaling. It's that crazy brain tingle that wakes me up every morning.
  • You know, I've compared all three sizes of bottles, the dude never repeats himself twice on the same bottle. Even on the giant 32oz bottle... every inch is covered with unique craziness (and the type doesnt get any bigger).