Current Mood: Not so depressed anymore.(thanks for the emails N stuff, everybody! :xoxo)
Currently Listening to: Britney Spears - Toxic
The Mr. Potato Head Face that I most resemble: The one with the eyes & eyebrows and red nose but with the smiley mouth and blue shoes. Ostentatious and charming to the opposite sex, there's no limit to what you can accomplish when you keep your eyes on the prize. [Take the Which Mr. Potato Head Face Are You? quiz or Send this to a friend.]
Hi guys! Sorry for not updating the blog that much, but I"ve been totally busy with all thje book stuff goin on and other stuff. PLEASE BY MY BOOK!!! Click hear to by my new book. i thought everyone knew about my book by now....... but when i wuz chatting w/ these guys were like totally clueless.
CIGARLUVR69: SUp peepz.
REALDEAL04: wait brb. K. ru there? sup.
BIG_AL: hey "BJ" ;) LOL
CIGARLUVR69: Did u here about my new book 4 sale?
REALDEAL04: WTF? LOLZ!0
BIG_AL: OMG shut up
CIGARLUVR69: no d00dz
CIGARLUVR69: its' like 900 pages or some shit!
BIG_AL: NO way!!!! :O
REALDEAL04: ROFL like hillary LOL :D
CIGARLUVR69: whateverz. Check out Aamazon for yourselvs.
REALDEAL04: holy crap awesome d00d
BIG_AL: kewl. does it have xxx pics in it? :D
REALDEAL04: LOL!!1! I forgot that he cigarfucked that intern~!! hell Yeah!
CIGARLUVR69: LMAO!!! OMG no. hillary would totally have my cockNballz removed!!!1! LOL!.
If any of those two is real, I guess the next step is frogs falling from the sky, cats and dogs speaking in tongues...
Maybe a little closer?