June 30, 2004

See Bill's Blog... Found this at the other filter...(you know, the blue one.) I'm like "naah, it can't be real"...then i'm like "no way this is real"...then i'm like WTF?!! Someone please tell me it isn't real! yeah, i know i'm gullible...
  • Somehow, I don't think Clinton would opt for a pink background.
  • Oh, I thought it was that other Bill's blog... If any of those two is real, I guess the next step is frogs falling from the sky, cats and dogs speaking in tongues...
  • obviously clinton fanfic. this entry in particular totally gave it away...
    06/30/2004 Current Mood: Not so depressed anymore.(thanks for the emails N stuff, everybody! :xoxo) Currently Listening to: Britney Spears - Toxic The Mr. Potato Head Face that I most resemble: The one with the eyes & eyebrows and red nose but with the smiley mouth and blue shoes. Ostentatious and charming to the opposite sex, there's no limit to what you can accomplish when you keep your eyes on the prize. [Take the Which Mr. Potato Head Face Are You? quiz or Send this to a friend.] Hi guys! Sorry for not updating the blog that much, but I"ve been totally busy with all thje book stuff goin on and other stuff. PLEASE BY MY BOOK!!! Click hear to by my new book. i thought everyone knew about my book by now....... but when i wuz chatting w/ these guys were like totally clueless. CIGARLUVR69: SUp peepz. REALDEAL04: wait brb. K. ru there? sup. BIG_AL: hey "BJ" ;) LOL CIGARLUVR69: Did u here about my new book 4 sale? REALDEAL04: WTF? LOLZ!0 BIG_AL: OMG shut up CIGARLUVR69: no d00dz CIGARLUVR69: seriouslly CIGARLUVR69: its' like 900 pages or some shit! BIG_AL: NO way!!!! :O REALDEAL04: ROFL like hillary LOL :D CIGARLUVR69: whateverz. Check out Aamazon for yourselvs. REALDEAL04: holy crap awesome d00d BIG_AL: kewl. does it have xxx pics in it? :D REALDEAL04: LOL!!1! I forgot that he cigarfucked that intern~!! hell Yeah! CIGARLUVR69: LMAO!!! OMG no. hillary would totally have my cockNballz removed!!!1! LOL!.
  • PLEASE BY MY BOOK!!! *has paroxysms*
  • Flagpole:
    If any of those two is real, I guess the next step is frogs falling from the sky, cats and dogs speaking in tongues...
    Close enough for you?
  • Sooooooooooooo fake. Clinton has better command of English than that.
  • Flagpole: If any of those two is real, I guess the next step is frogs falling from the sky, cats and dogs speaking in tongues...

    Maybe a little closer?

  • You know Monica has/will get one soon.
  • A blog by the guy who wrote his book in longhand and sent exactly two emails during his presidency? Skeptical from the get go.