December 15, 2003

• "I invented the Razorba after years of frustration dealing with my own back hair." Body image and the male sociotype. Discuss. Years of frustration over back hair? Yeah I just can't sleep at night when I get to thinking about how dingy my laundry whites look. Jeebus.
• Monkeys wear their hair proudly!
• So it's basically an overgrown disposable razor? That thing could be lethal.
• Razorba's effete! Oop! Oop!
• I've just invented a bug-picker so we monkeys don't have to deal with the social embarrassment of lice.
• Ya know, somewhere around 30 I became used to the idea that I was going to lose the hair on the top of my head and that it was going to reappear on my back. That's the way I'm made, so... why fight it? I have so many other aspects of my self that I can loathe, why add hair to the list?
• Pepsi Magenta?
• Razorba, Ron Jeremy thanks you.
• but... how to get the shaving cream on there... hmmm.
• The only thing worse than backhair on a guy is backhair *stubble*. Prickly little blighters lining his shoulders. Barf. i'd rather feel the hair... go monkey, go!
• Razorba-- Hussein tested. Hussein approved.
• I liked it so much I bought the company.
• Monkeys wear their hair proudly! Hear, hear, Nick Danger!
• "Shave a man's back and he'll purr like a walrus."
• Pull the hairs out of a man's ears, and he'll cry like a baby.
• Pull the hairs out of a man's ears, and he'll cry like a baby. Something tells me she's done this. Mind your manners around BlueHorse, guys (at least hirsute eared guys).
• I suppose you could say of this fellow, that all his problems are behind him.
• Ah, com'ere BearGuy, and let me tickle your ear fuzz.
• It's a Trap!