June 29, 2004

• Hi everyone, first post. Sorry it's so gross, and don't take a thing I say seriously. (:
• sweet Fanny Adams! what an image to start my day with... I must now go peruse those Gorey links in greater detail, to cleanse my mind.
• You sick fuck.
• The wind changed. Now I've got this confused look on my face forever.
• Handy link! *links hand*
• And you discovered this... how, exactly? (Google search for enemy robotica gone horribly wrong?)
• where are the pictures of men?
• monkeyfilter: pregnant lesbian enema couples.
• and, welcome, ian would say. i think.
• doesn't anyone just have sex anymore??
• No. No. No. No. No. No. So....very....WRONG....(flees in terror)
• If we are linking sick porn sites on here, then I am about to fill this damn place up. First, however, I have to block out my face from the videos.
• As an addendum, I think we as a society - pregnant lesbians included - ought to be a bit more circumspect regarding what we put up our butts.
• I find first posts of porn .... suspicious.
• I find them...promising!
• It's not really my scene, but some of those girls are definitely strokeworthy.
• Weird for a First FPP, Ian, yet interesting in a morbid kind of way.
• There is *no way* I'm clicking that shiat. You people need a good spanking! Err . . no, wait. I grant this post worthy status only for the introduction of the meme "pregnant lesbian enema couples". Welcome PLEC's! And Ian. Coffee's fresh, quittin' time's at 5, rent's due on the first of the month. Turn the lights out when you leave.
• Porn for all
• True Story of Accidental Googlebomb: I did a blog entry about stereotypical views of liberals and conservatives (temporarily unlinkable; I'm re-constructing my site), and gave it the humorous title "Know Your Enemas". I got a boost in site traffic soon after, and investigating backwards, discovered that both Google and Yahoo had put the page in their top TWENTY search results for "Enemas". I changed the title to "Know Your Anemones" (and the search engines didn't treat it nearly as well). Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work on my own site.
• Gotta agree with Fes here, what happened to semi-normal sex?
• you see, the thing about underground fetishes is sometimes, they should stay underground.
• way underground...
• ...We can be happy underground...
• doesn't anyone just have sex anymore?? I'd say this is more about fantasies than simple attraction-fueled, friction-based release tension. As long as everyone involved is up to it, well... And hey, this is nothing compared to some japanese fetishes. Hyper specialized and focused, oh yes...
• You sick fuck.
• I feel so boring and so.... normal (For not having such fetishes) I'm going to have to take great steps downward to really stand out from the crowd.
• nononononono TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI WAAAAAY. TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION. Pete_best! Your comment has renewed my faith in your basic human decency. (not that there was ever any doubt) Mr. Say: YOU, young man, are an attention seeker. Bad Monkey. No Banana. I want you to go to your room and think about this. NOT THAT! This. GramMa's not happy with you. Oh, and go wash your hands first.
• It's actually rather funny how I found this. It started out innocently enough, googling "veisalgia", the medical term for hangover, trying to discover it's linguistic roots. Turns out it comes from "kveis", norweigan for 'unpleasentness following debauchery' and "algia", greek for 'pain'. So then I looked up kveis, and discovered that the word 'queasy' comes from Icelandic 'kweisa' which, in turn, also comes from Norweigan 'kveis'. Tangential, yes, but I found it interesting. From there on I started getting successively more bizarre google search terms as I went on a ridiculous etymology trip, ended up trying to find the etymology of "clitorus", and somehow chanced upon this. The weird part is that, after finding it, I actually spent about an hour browsing the site and reading the fan fiction. I mean, er, no, I didnt. I only posted it. damn, i'm a hole
• well, ian, at least you're an honest hole. and willing to share, even if it might embarass you. so hey, welcome to the 'filter, dude. (although you might wanna make your next link about kittens to kinda balance out the public perception of you here.)
• we likes kitteneses.
• A collective monkeyfilter sigh of relief...
• So, between this and Skrik, when did Mofi turn into Fark?
• s/a hole/in a hole. oops.
• Sooner or later, every website turns into Fark. MonkeyFilter: I'm a hole... I mean, IN a hole.
• What's a hole?
• Did I mention that you are a sick fuck?
• If I'd wanted to see this sort of thing, I'd have videotaped my weekend. Fark on.
• Man, enema videos are expensive.
• Nostril: Could we get your honest opinion on this?
• Tentacle porn or PLECs: the only winning move is not to play.

• So, between this and Skrik, when did Mofi turn into Fark? posted by zedediah at 10:57PM UTC on June 29

  I'd say on or around November 17, 2003.
• My first thought was of Japan as well. Oh, how keenly the art of mind-rending perversion has been honed. And my second thought seems to be "I can't believe I am actually blase about this. Squicked out by the thing itself, but it's not news to me. It should be news to me. People are freaking out left and right. ...I kind of wish it were news to me." Been on the internet too long, I think.
• So, between this and Skrik, when did Mofi turn into Fark? Zed, the difference between Fark and us, monkeys, is that we got style....
• Woah. This is an advanced perversion. UR kewl, Ian, in an utterly sickening way. (NSF anybody)
• the difference between Fark and us, monkeys, is that we got style.... Darn- my sense of style is allergic. (sneezes)
• MonkeyFilter: the only winning move is not to play and / or I'd hit it. b/w Cockpunch for Ian! Stat!
• A collective monkeyfilter sigh of relief... Erm, dng, don't look now, but... (actually, SFW, unless your boss objects to midly explicit kidlike drawings. And the cat's photo is... priceless.)
• A collective monkeyfilter sigh of relief... Erm, dng, don't look now, but... (actually, SFW, unless your boss objects to midly explicit kidlike drawings. And the cat's photo is... priceless.)
• Advantage: Flagpole Advantage: Flagpole
• Thats a beautiful website, Flagpole (and I actually mean it). See, even the bad threads can be good.
• Flagpole to the rescue! Best. Thread. Evar.
• POST I meant POST!
• I dunno I think us monkeys could take a post about . . heck, enemas or something and make it a good thread . . about . . car repair . . .