December 15, 2003

• (how did Hitler tie his shoelaces?... ...with little nazis.)
• This is excellent. I just wish I could read Russian.
• Cool link.
• It took me a while to spot it too, but there's an English translation at the bottom of the page.
• It has Skorzeny! All it needs is Molotov, and it'd be perfect.
• Please don't push me to register the user name "Bakunin".
• Inappropriate usage will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law with expelling from the Party and ten years of hard labor. Darn Bolsheviks.
• This is great!
• The author sounds just a touch too credulous of Hitler's flight to Argentina and Skorzeny's magical golem-nature for my taste.
• I had expected something a little more along the lines of Dragonball Z, to be honest.
• This is great! Actually, I think it's semi-impoverished. If you had waited 1 hr 18, it would have been six months since the last post on the nail.
• Aw, damn. Didn't even think of that. Why, if Stalin has such a Georgian accent, and Lenin has (I assume) a Bashkir accent, does Hitler speak pure Russian? Odd.
• What I think is strange - each poster in this thread is still here (Blaise, me, tracy obviously, Dreadnought, Pez, Wolof and Mickey). Thats a decent survival rate on this here internet. Also, its my birthday now. Happy (26th) Birthday, me. In a Hobbit offering of Birthday thanks, everyone should have a banana. Also, I promise the Monkey Statistics nonsense will be updated within a week (or two). Also, I'm very very pissed (drunk, for those American Monkeys out there).
• Happy birthday to you!! *bakes banana cake*
• Oh wait, I didn't notice it was your birthday, dee! Harve a harpi barfdae! (and a beer on me! - on credit! - which I'll make good at some point!) You're as old as I am now!
• Haha! Thank you all (both). And Goodnight.
• hpp bdy dng!
• *blows tooting horns for dng* *confetti* Have a good one, dng!
• Happy birthday! Any bits of wisdom? Also, I'm not Pez I'm an impostor or if you prefer an imposter.
• Also, I'm not Pez eh?
• Huh?
• whut
• Are you beside yourself, Pez?
• Happy Birthday, DNG! Happy Taking-over-Pez's-body-or-at-least-Pez's-keyboard Day, faux Pez!
• The turn this thread has taken is a little bit unnerving.
• As unnerving as a Stalin vs. Hitler comic which seems to be equal parts Doctor Strange and Sgt. Rock?
• BearGuy raises an excellent point. With this terrible new knowledge, I shall now make an effort to become as drunk as possible.
• *smites Pez with Valhalla Axe, cleaving him into Good Pez and Evil Pez* *opens beer, watches them battle* Oh, and a belated happy birthday, dng. Drink lots of fluids.
• Cheers, languagehat. I did do, and I am...
• (belated) Happy Birthday dng!
• *Pezes possibly pezs? realize they have a common enemy in languagehat who did after all just chop them in half. Temporary alliance to make him rue the day is formed.* A Sgt. Rock and Dr. Strange crossover would rule.
• Ooh, I love a good rueing. Make him rue, make him rue!
• *rues*
• *rouges*
• *ruse*
• sure?
• urse.
• *returns to secret bunker, formulates new thread-derailment scheme, twists moustache*
• So, uh, that Hitler, eh?
• Mr. Hilter!
• Massively obscure trivia: Anybody remember the pre-Pina-Colada song by Rupert Holmes in which he "portrayed" a character named Warren Hitler, and what was it about the song that made it a hit in England, but NOT the U.S.????
• I had expected something a little more along the lines of Dragonball Z, to be honest. Which, I might add, I don't think I would have enjoyed as much as my aforementioned Doctor Strange meets Sgt. Rock amalgam. And I get to see comments I made over a year ago...but not two years... *hikes up the threads with renewed vigour*
• A year and a half later, and we still don't know the answer. :(
• My 26th? God how young I looked then