June 25, 2004

Porn for shy male gorilla. A ZOO is planning to show its 'shy' male gorilla explicit tapes of other primates mating to get it to make a move on his female companions.

While I personally question the FPP-worthiness of this link, it seems that part of our mandate is to post all primate related news.

posted by The Onanist 20 years ago
  • I think it's FPP-worthy for the simple fact that it was posted by, er, "The Onanist!" ;)
  • (saith THE BONE)
  • :D
  • Too bad Prymate had such a short run on Broadway.
  • For a moment, I thought this was something of a petition: "Monkeyfilter members: Got any hawt monkey pr0n? Send it in! Help a fellow simian!" *shudders*
  • Touche, Daniel!
  • this recently worked for a panda.
  • I don't get. Years later and quite an extensive porn collection and I'm STILL not getting laid...
  • But you know how to do it, right?
  • Of course! Oh, you mean, like, with someone else in the room? That's kind of weird, dude. Dunno.
  • I don't know if you've heard of Henry Raddick, but he does wacky product reviews for amazon. Anyway, after reading this thread, this review came to mind: The First Time by Karl Fleming Excellent April 28, 2002 Memories of the loss of one's virinity reverberate for a lifetime, and this book celebrates that special rites-of-passage experience. Written with genuine verve it put me in mind of my own initiation, a precociously skilled and attentive 14 year old, at the hands of my governess. Yet it's not always so picturesque, warns Fleming, referring to the example of British computer-programmer "Justin", whose knowledge of sex prior to losing his virginity was solely garnered from pornography. His experience was less an act of love than a grotesque re-enactment which his baffled partner could not have foreseen.
  • This is a great MonkeyFilter post.
  • I've often wondered about things like this. For instance, when harvesting elephant sperm, do they show it pictures of other elephants? In this context, pornography begins to seem just plain strange.
  • So wait, where is the link to download? ... Oh. I'll just go check on p2p then. ... Oh. Ummmm. Oh!
  • Get down from that tree, shotsy... NOW!!
  • Fappo!
  • Dang it, another thread that I have to read with a squeegee in one hand ... and an umbrella in the other. Thanks fer nuttin', shotsy
  • As was previously pointed out, GramMa is DIRTY! god, I love it...