June 25, 2004
Hello Kitty has no mouth.
And yet...
(An oldie, but a goodie)
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which of course leads to the question, does hello kitty have naughty bits?
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Hello Kitty has no meow.
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One way around the problem.
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well I didn't know Hello Kitty had a sister! is she also a vibrator???
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Proof that Hello Kitty has naughty bits.
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So you want for make special friend happy also too, yes? So you give her the pretty flower and take her to most beautiful waterfall! Yes! Of course! Friendship is like that. And should be same way with the oralsexy!!! Hmm... mmm... heh...
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Hello Kitty has no mouth, still she's gonna sue the Canadian government.
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Why can't our quarters have moose on them?
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I believe it's Mooses Kimberly.
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meeses.
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Chonklit Meeses?
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A moose once bit my sister ...
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I hate meeses...to PIECES!
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Edwin Meeses?
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Moosen.
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Hello Kitty robot.
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If I had money to throw away (ha!) I'd get one of those. And start offering fruit and chicken hearts to it...