June 25, 2004

• http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/3121 just yesterday. You didn't even search! You coulda just typed 'spiderman'. Now send me money.
• *sigh* You're right. I didn't even search. That's what I get for only being on here sporadically. *sticks big red L on his forehead, puts on Official MonkeyFilter Double-Post hair-shirt and sits in the corner* *mutters to self: "well at least pete_best didn't catch me"
• Oh, and, here: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
• make it up to us by posting some cute puppies/babies/kittens.
• We want kittenses! Or zombies. But no zombie kittens. Or kitten zombies.
• example.
• zombie kitten.
• BWAHAHAHAHA!! Okay, I changed my mind. Bring on the zombie kittens!
• Spider and kitten. and snake and goldfish
• How's this? An infinite amount of cute kittens. *scratches self under hair shirt, and puts the red "L" back on -- the adhesive isn't very good
• I was wondering if certainsome1 and/or the_bone came across this on Die Puny Humans which is where I discovered it, or if it's already spreading? Don't forget Spiderman will make you Gay (animation and singing (not that I can hear it cos' I'm at work))
• When you said Spiderman was gay, I thought you were refering to his dancing style.
• arg, Gentleman beat me too it!
• infinite kittens! what a concept! (i love the ones where they're all looking very intently at some kittencentric thingie...)
• A friend emailed me the URL.
• And, as my last act of contrition, I give you: ZOMBIE KITTENS FROM THE PHOTO SHOP APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!
• (well... Zombie KITTEN, singular)
• Great minds think alike genial! cheers for that bone, I was just wondering. The index of strips might help monkeys check to see if they've missed any. (Apologies if that's really obvious, but I found it quite useful, as it can repeat strips if you click refresh)
• Yeah, a friend IMed me the url.
• Great, now I'm gay. And that is one gay Spiderman. BTW, what exactly are "rape dollars?"
• Funny thing is, this has more comments than the original thread.
• I've always been partial to rate my kitten Except whenever I post this, I must also post the footnote* *ALL KITTENS GET TENS. THEY ALL GET TENS!!
• Kimberly, I read that as "rape my kitten."
• good god, bone, you want us to rape your kitten?
• what kind of sick bastard are you?
• Not the kind that enjoys kitten rape overmuch, thank heavens.
• define "overmuch"?
• *pleads the 5th*
• "He also raped a bear. AND THAT BEAR WAS MY FATHER!" dis!
• Ooooh, cute puppies.
• Only this crowd could turn the subject of the sexual proclivities of spiderman into a conversation about kitten rape and inter-species progeny.
• I don't think it was "this crowd" as much as it was "me." My bad.
• I didn't say it was a *bad* thing. I was just sayin'.
• The bone can't help it.
• * wipes tear *
• that's beautiful, man
• That was the greatest. thing. ever. Six times. If only.
• wow, goetter, I knew that puppies were powerful, but I didn't know they could prevent mass murder! Also: I am the only one bothered by all the homophobic humor in the original links? Don't get me wrong, I'm all about juvinille and tasteless jokes, but it seems like we should all be past stupid gay jokes by now. Can't we just make fun of fat people or something? kidding. of course i'm kidding. please don't sit on me, fat people
• I knew that puppies were powerful, but I think that they have to be Canadian puppies. Regular ol' south-of-the-border puppies don't seem to have the same effect. *sits on Weezel in a ham-fueled rage*
• Can we make fun of fat, gay people? And eat the puppies?