June 25, 2004

Love Chess. A small Dutch software development studio has created a computer game of chess in which Greek and Trojan gods make love on the chessboard: "The game features beautiful 3D scenery and state-of-the-art realistic models where players are free to roam and watch the chess pieces make love from every angle they want." (Probably NSFW, in a computerized statues porn kinda way...)
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • Well, I know what my mum's getting for Christmas...
  • Chess. Is. So. Cool. Now.
  • If it's truly Greek love then some guys are going to be in for a hell of a surprise if they buy the game.
  • Pawn.
  • My bishop is teh s3x0rz. Well, okay, all bishops are that.
  • Freethought, I had the exact same thought. Although considering that one of the pieces is Pan that may not be too suprising.
  • Did it get monkeyfiltered? Are we now so mighty? It's not loading at all for me.
  • Yep. fucked it. ha ha. Check mate!
  • This is why geeks should be kept away from computers, not cloistered with them.
  • To test the machine's chess prowess, Gary Kasparov should play the program without his pants on ... while wearing some Titz3D goggles. Now go LYFAO at my chess joke.
  • MonkeyFilter: Yep. fucked it. ha ha. Check mate!