June 25, 2004

Super Baby Say hello to the baby who can beat you up.
posted by rxreed 20 years ago
  • I, for one, bow to our new mutant toddler overlords.
  • I'm gonna sic the Sentinels on the poor lil' mutant bastard. [/trask]
  • My son's just learned to bully other kids by pushing them over. I'd hate to think of the damage this kid could do.
  • monkeyfilter: bully other kids by pushing them over
  • Large Muscles = Slow = Ass Kicked
  • freethought: Yeah. Carl Lewis was slow. Kees Meeuws is slow. Bojansky is slow. You use muscles to run. Speed is not a function of size, dummy. More generally: I can see this all ending in tears. The kid's connective tissue and skeletal system may struggle to keep up with his muscle growth; if the heart is affected he'll likewise have problems.
  • The parents are a cover story. They actually found this kid floating in a tank of amniotic fluid left over from the nazi supersoldier programs. /conspiracy
  • My bad, it was Bruce Lee's ghost whisperin' lies into my ear.
  • Be interesting to see what comes of this for the child and his family, who seem to be in position to be exploited.
  • We can only hope Professor Xavier reaches him before Magneto, beeswacky.
  • I could totally kick that baby's ass. Speaking of ass, nice pic on the second link. Scientists have no way right now to tell how common the boy's ability is, or if a legion of super-strong tykes will be discovered now that researchers have learned what to look for. Soon my army of baby stormtroopers will be assembled...MWAHAHAHA!!!
  • superior, destructive, and able to fit convieniently into overhead compartments. Soon anyone trying to take a baby onto a plane will be arrested as a terrorist!