June 25, 2004

Here comes the judge! Last October, a French judge was caught, er, stroking his gavel under the bench. Proving that Americans refuse to be outdone by the French, an Oklahoma judge is being petitioned for removal for using a male enhancement pump under his gown at least ten times, witnesses say. Talk about hard sentencing.. (probably not SFW)
posted by solobrus 20 years ago
  • I'm posting the same comment that I made on Kimberly's blog: Holy Jeebus, man? Can’t you at least wait until you get home before you wrestle with the bald-headed chimp? It’s kinda creepy, on several levels. I mean, without trying to judge (HA!) his sexual proclivity, there is a certain amount of decorum that everyone should adhere to. While he might have enjoyed the voyuerism involved in his acts, I doubt that anyone else did. Bottom line, Judge McPenisPump – keep it in yer pants, unless you’re at a place where this kind of thing is tolerated.
  • As a judge, it's not his place to enforce the penile code. I'll be here all week!
  • All rise.
  • I feel sorry for the man. I know what it is like to be uncmfortable with the size of my penis. I lived in constant shame until I had my second penis reduction surgery.
  • Isn't that the baliff's job?
  • See, I told you way early in MoFi's history that every job had enough content that one could make it interesting - and that it was up to the worker to make it interesting to him/herself. Well, maybe I didn't have this in mind.
  • Today's trial begins at the stroke of one.
  • "And thou shalt take this rod in thine hand, wherewith thou shalt do signs." -Exodus 4:17
  • Oh.. we all know the law is biased. I bet my bottom dollar he'll get off!!
  • (i feel unusual, gosh so will i!!) oh preview: my word! i'd better rephrase that. i mean i'll be here all week, addressed to i feel unusual, as opposed to i'll get off all week because i feel unusual... Never mind, i think i need a drink!
  • So he's been handing down stiff sentences? I cant stop!!
  • To the urgent matter at hand ...
  • Guilty of assault and battery.
  • (shamelessly lifted from Mefi...) "Here comes the judge!" sorry...
  • Jeer ye! Jeer ye! Ordure in the court.
  • Hung jury.
  • Subpoenis.
  • Come on, the best pun is in the first article: a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor of the republic is currently being carried out by the police
  • Very ballsy.
  • Hmmm. Life imitates a Monty Python sketch.
  • [This is good. No bad. Wait ...]
  • Gives "friend of the court" a whole new meaning. I wonder what'll happen when the court views his briefs.
  • Clearly he was paying too much attention to the job at hand.
  • *pounds gavel*
  • Tee hee hee...!!! Must. stop. reading. this. thread.
  • Erection sustained! Er, um. Gm. Nn. Ah! Hnf! Oooh... Strike that. (Ow! Hey!)
  • I remember I used to play the game in high school of watching people walk by and imagining their orgasm face.
  • I he looks like he'd grin, wave, and give a big thumbs-up when it's time.
  • oh gawd, PF, why did you have to do that to me? must...get....image...out of....head /repeatedly bangs head against wall
  • i said "head!" *snicker*