June 24, 2004

The compleat "Deep Throat" in ASCII
Java and NSFW. Kind of. This is like those magic eyes things; I can never see what the hell is going on.

By the way, I'm also a moron in real life.

posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • Any hints as to what I might expect to see in that are appreciated.
  • *reads title of post* durr... *smacks head* *listens to echo*
  • It reminds me of watching the scrambled versions of adult channels on cable when I was a kid.
  • Exactly. "Hey, I saw a wavy sort-of-breast on that nearly-unscrambled soft-core porn station!" Fortunately, my early adolescence was saved by late-night Cinemax (or Skin-emax, if you prefer). This link is very "Matrix." "I don't even see the code any more. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead..."
  • "You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat." [/MovieQuoteFilter], because really, what quotes can we come up with from Deep Throat? Wait, don't answer that...
  • "Mind if I smoke while you're eating?"
  • /flagpole stares at java window. Leans back in chair, squinting, alternately closing eyes. Female co-worker approaches, stares at flagpole, then at monitor screen. Instanlty she blushes, hollers 'Oh my... you PIG!' and wacks flagpole on the head. Storms out to Human Resources office.
  • It's like how Neo sees porn in the Matrix!
  • Yeah, that was kind of hard to see. I mean, we have the technology! [link goes to the equivalent of HD-ascii movies] [no java, either!]
  • Is this something to do with the war on tourism?
  • This streaming ASCII technology will be vital for opening up North Korean porn markets.
  • The first minute or so is just some guy driving around past a bunch of palm trees. I mean, it's porn! Who needs a plot anyway? For the nearsighted folks: it's a little easier to see when you remove your glasses. Farsighters and 20/20s can squint (or rent the real thing.)
  • Someone kill the Internet before it's too late.
  • war on tourism Why do you hate our fiefdoms?
  • This fucking blows. You can't fast forward to the good parts. God did I just say "this fucking blows?"
  • pyrrthon1, your attitude sucks. Go wash your mouth out with... um... yeah.