June 22, 2004

Attndnt : Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit ... Striker : The cockpit ... what is it? Attndnt : It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important now.
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • SideDish: IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou.
  • *blows many kisses!*
  • I saw that film in the theater in 1980. Up until then I had never seen such a laugh-out-loud response in an audience.
  • We have clearance Clarence.
  • Watch your vector, Victor! Thank you SideDish, I think we all needed that--now don't park in the white zone! *Takes off hat and bows to SD.
  • Now I know what the hell the "jive guys" are saying! Yay!
  • Has anyone compiled a list of all the sight gags in the background, such as the luggage X-ray machine showing chest X-rays? There were a ton of them.
  • Awesome! Thanks! Striker : Surely you can't be serious? Rumack : I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
  • Towergy : Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire. MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl ... HA!! love that johnny.
  • Joey... have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  • you are ten awesome men.
  • I sure picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
  • Striker : I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. All Together: Its a entirely different kind of flying. so FREAKIN' funny, and dare I say... "subtle"? No, I don't.
  • Pathetic confession #594: I haven't seen this movie yet. After reading this post I'm renting it at the earliest opportunity. Bananas and hugs for SideDish.
  • oh shiny i am SO envious that you will be seeing this for the FIRST TIME!!! prepare to laugh really, really hard. i've probably seen it eight or 10 times now and it's just as funny as ever.
  • Oldlady : Nervous? Striker : Yes. Oldlady : First time? Striker : NO, I've been nervous lots of times. I LOVE this movie.
  • I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
  • pelts shinything with VHS tapes
  • So, um, shinything...ya ever been in a Turkish prison?
  • I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
  • MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker. Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger. Possibly the most quoteable movie EVAR.
  • Does anyone else recalls fondly that girl with the jiggling breasts?
  • Kramer : Lonliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head. With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question.
  • Alright. I'll stop now.
  • Me loves Monkeyfilter!
  • It's a twister! It's a twister!
  • And of course, my favorite... "Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow."
  • Awesome, too many great lines to quote. Joey : Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. Murdock : I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with some-one else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. Joey : You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence? Oever : Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here. Murdock : But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot. Joey : I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs. Murdock : The hell I don't!! ( grabs joey by collar ) LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Denier up and down the court for 48 minutes. Oever : Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
  • Though Denier would be Lanier, methinks.
  • Just added it to my Netflix list. Damn, haven't thought about this movie in ages...
  • Reportr : What kind of plane is it? Johnny : Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.
  • I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
  • I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
  • Leaving work now. Stopping by the store after the gym and buying this movie.
  • PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ
  • looks like i picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines...
  • Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Attndnt : Can I get you something? Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly. Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand. Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang. Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive. Attndnt : Ohhhh, good. Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to knowif you can help him. Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine. Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide. Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap. Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. *sniffs glue, falls over*
  • ... ... ... I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
  • I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you..uoy no gnitnuoc lla er'we ,kcul doog htob uot llet ot tnaw tsuj I
  • Attndnt : Can I get you something? Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly. Uh, someone called me over? Oh, I see. My bad.
  • Littlboy: Excuse me, I happened to be passing and I thought you might like some coffee. Littgirl: Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. Oh, won't you sit down? Littlboy: Oh thank you. Cream? Littgirl: No thank you, I take it black... like my men.
  • Oldlady2: Uhhhhhhhh...... I can't stand it. Ohhhhhh! Elaine : Yes? Oldlady2: Oh...it's my stomach. I haven't felt this aweful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. Uhh.
  • You see, what Michael Moore needs in his movies is Leslie Neilsen: "Surely that can't be the real reason we went to war in Iraq?" "That is the reason, and don't call me Shirley!"
  • The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of monkeys only, there is no poo-flinging in the red zone.
  • The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of monkeys only, and there is no poo-flinging in the white zone.
  • Have we got all the best stuff? *takes controls, prepares to crash land thread
  • We need more Johnny.
  • All right boys, let's get some pictures.
  • I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
  • Don't tell me which zone is for poo-flinging and which zone is for loading. Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.
  • It's really the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
  • Pretty gross to watch, though.
  • - 25th anniversary celebration/fundraiser: reception, screening, q & a session, celebrity guest appearances, and more at the pfister hotel (june 15) and the pabst theater (june 16) in downtown milwaukee. looks like fun. - related article from the milwaukee journal sentinal: 25 years and still laughing.
  • "Airplane!" update! OK, so this original link ain't working no more, poo. but, good news! the AMC (american movie classics) cable channel is offering an "enhanced" version of our favorite film as part of its "DVD TV" series. they give you all kinds of fun tidbits on the bottom of the screen as the flick plays. i saw it last night, i'm hoping they'll replay it soon! i learned all kinds of cool stuff such as: this is NOT a spoof on airliner disaster movies, it is a parody WORD FOR WORD of a movie called "Zero Hour." in fact, they used the same script... even the line about having fish for dinner. ha!
  • wow. i remember hearing something about 'zero hour', but never knew the extent of the parody. i'll have to score a copy one of these days and watch it.
  • I swear I watched the Airplane! commentary and they never mentioned this. Actually, all I really remember was that the male and female airport announcers were actually husband and wife, who really do recordings for businesses (including airports!).
  • I gotta admit, I liked the sequel better. Probably because I saw that one first, but still. "Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?" "I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry." Ha! "What's the world's fastest land animal?" "The cheetah. Next!"