June 21, 2004

Nickelback Sucks.

Nickelback, you lazy, talentless bunch of wankers. What, did you think nobody would notice that you're recycling your hideous dirge and selling it all over again to your deluded fan base? You bastards, you're taking advantage of those tone deaf MTV brainwashed twats who are too thick to notice you're releasing songs that are EXACTLY THE SAME as ones you recorded earlier. And here's the proof, people. Listen to their first godawful hit, played through the left speaker. At the same time, an equally shite single (released two years later) will be played through the right speaker. Can you spot the difference? This comment seems even funnier now.

  • That's hilarious. Bunch of twunts. Nothing we didn't already know, of course, but I'm pleased somebody put the effort into demonstrating it so conclusively...
  • My first thought was, "well DUH!" but this is effing funny.
  • Onanist, but how do you really feel?
  • *I think that hurt my brain*, this is a gem:)
  • Well, at least they played our tiny college town back when I lived in Oklahoma. Too many tour dates look like Boston-Philadelphia-Baltimore-Atlanta-Charlotte-Dallas-Phoenix-Vegas-Sacramento-Seattle-Fresno (typical skip past central US).
  • Why is Nickelback more deserving of invective than 95% of the crap that's made? It all sounds the same to me (Gawd I hated it when my parents said that).
  • But your parents were wrong, Pyrrthon1. You're not. =)