June 21, 2004

Marshmallow error lands woman in shackles You've got to be kidding!
  • Jeez. Not much overkill, there. Flippin' heck!
  • You know, I do feel like we're more secure now.
  • Next time, make sure you mention the hot chocolate in your post. I'm tired of being mislead.
  • Send her to Guantanamo. She's obviously hiding something. Cookies, maybe.
  • no, i think she's hiding graham crackers and chocolate!
  • Musta been after our lucky charms.
  • Customs agents are basically just wanna-be cops who probably got rejected by their local police academy for being gung-ho assholes. When they get a chance to bust in on someone with an outstanding $50 citation and lead them away in cuffs, they're sure as hell not going to pass it up. It probably made their year.
  • obviously she was heading here. just a little early.
  • I wonder how much this frolic cost taxpayers. Anyone want to guess "more than $50?"
  • Hmm, there's something wrong with me Lucky Charms. (Look closer)
  • I've heard enough 'mixed identity botches at customs' histories (several first hand accounts) to wonder: isn't it time for someone to sue the imbeciles manning the databases, or the monkeys (no offense intended) that keep them? Are they trying to destroy the tourism industry? Do they relish on the slice of absolute power they get to exert over travelers during those hours in an airport? Oh, wait, terror and all that... sorry... MY bad...
  • I don't think they were strict enough. We must put a swift end to marshmallow-related acts of terror.
  • years ago I was camping on the outdoor sleeping deck at Harbin Hot Springs. they have a VERY strict rule about no food on the deck. well I dont know how I managed to forget the bag of granola!! in my backpack but I got my comeuppance by being awoken in the middle of the very cold night to find a HUGE raccoon directly behind me chowing down on my breakfast. luckily this happened before 9/11 so I was only detained and beated for the afternoon ;)
  • BearGuy: I think there is something RIGHT with your Lucky Charms. hey, look at the pretty sparklies!
  • We must put a swift end to marshmallow-related acts of terror. I agree. You know what marshmallow-related acts of terror lead to? S'MORE acts of terror. That's what.
  • certainsome1 wins.
  • But at what cost?
  • Dr. Raymond Stantz: It can't be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?! Dr. Raymond Stantz: It can't be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, Ray?! Winston Zeddemore: Oh, sh**! Dr. Raymond Stantz: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
  • *ducks out the back* *backs out the ducks*
  • *bucks out the dacks* *remains puzzled as to what he has just done*
  • MonkeyFilter: Ducks out the back