June 19, 2004

You are God... your people have angered you greatly, and deserve to be punished. Punish away, oh Great One... (flash)
  • Stupid angels...
  • Don't they know God doesn't like busy-bodies
  • MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh, yes! YES! ME, YES!
  • I love me some good ol' fashioned smiting. Those infidels need some smiting, you ask me. And the cows and sheep? Smite. Trees that I don't particularly like? Smite. That Starbucks on the corner? Oh, smite. Smite the hell out of that. mwahahahahaha.