June 19, 2004
You are God...
your people have angered you greatly, and deserve to be punished. Punish away, oh Great One... (flash)
-
Stupid angels...
-
Don't they know God doesn't like busy-bodies
-
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh, yes! YES! ME, YES!
-
I love me some good ol' fashioned smiting. Those infidels need some smiting, you ask me. And the cows and sheep? Smite. Trees that I don't particularly like? Smite. That Starbucks on the corner? Oh, smite. Smite the hell out of that. mwahahahahaha.