June 19, 2004
Excuse me, I'd like to open a boink account.
Major European investment bank mulls the better things in life...and concludes that it's not all about money. These are the top three:
1 Don't equate happiness with money.
2 Exercise regularly.
3 Have sex.
I'll let you read the rest.
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7 Give your body the sleep it needs. Amen.
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I'm hoping this is a promotion for a new giveaway when you open an account.
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I hear there are severe penalties for early withdrawal.
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Reminds me of the annoying ads CitiBank has been running for some time, except for the sex. Wonder if Citi will up the ante? Live richly, everymonkey.
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Past performance is not indicative of future results.
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Don't equate happiness with money. Because we have all the money and you're not getting any of it. Nyah!
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"Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me...they ain't." /Moe
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Don't equate happiness with monkeys Because we have all the bananas and you're not getting any of them. na na nah boo boo!
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Monkeyfilter: BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE BANANAS!