June 19, 2004

Excuse me, I'd like to open a boink account. Major European investment bank mulls the better things in life...and concludes that it's not all about money. These are the top three: 1 Don't equate happiness with money. 2 Exercise regularly. 3 Have sex. I'll let you read the rest.
posted by pyrrthon1 19 years ago
  • 7 Give your body the sleep it needs. Amen.
  • I'm hoping this is a promotion for a new giveaway when you open an account.
  • I hear there are severe penalties for early withdrawal.
  • Reminds me of the annoying ads CitiBank has been running for some time, except for the sex. Wonder if Citi will up the ante? Live richly, everymonkey.
  • Past performance is not indicative of future results.
  • Don't equate happiness with money. Because we have all the money and you're not getting any of it. Nyah!
  • "Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me...they ain't." /Moe
  • Don't equate happiness with monkeys Because we have all the bananas and you're not getting any of them. na na nah boo boo!
  • Monkeyfilter: BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE BANANAS!