June 18, 2004

• HAHA! I am an innie-outie!!
• I have no belly-button.
• I sprung directly from the forehead of Wolof. Which must have hurt like a motherfucker. At least that blackhead's gone.
• *wipes pus off mirror, sighs*
• It's not mystery why some are outies and others are innies. It's adhesive scar tissue variance. I'm an innie. And it's very beautiful, too. Now send me money.
• Sooo... PF was born, not with a bang but with a "pf"?
• No, with a "PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH"
• Trust Nostril to take all the romance out of it. *hrrmpff I'm a way innie. But since I've had two major surgeries and four kids, it's not as pretty as Nostril's. I keep it decently clothed. And Alnedra, no matter what he says, I'll bet it was more of a "PHHLLUTT"
• Pez, you ARE an OUTTIE! You were outted in that OTHER thread.
• I'm a hottie.
• I get blue fluff in mine. I can't figure out where the blue fluff comes from, since I don't wear blue clothes. THAT's the mystery.
• If I had one, that would be the mystery of mine. As stands, I don't get how blue fluff (all blues, from sky to navy) gets in my ass crack. I wear white undies, or grey, depending on the occasion.
• Your ass crack??
• Innies? Outies? And...? Suspect we need at least two more categories -- neitheries and bothies.
• I really need to lose weight... I can't tell if I am an innie or an outie. (And access to my ass crack ain't too good either...)
• In Project Mayhem we have no navels.
• I have an innie that was once a *bothie*, until I had surgery. Which wasn't to make my *bothie* an innie, it just turned out that way.
• *feels sorry for chickens for they have no belly buttons*
• I have a blue-linted innie. In fact, I've noticed that most of the dust around here has kind of a blue tint to it. That frightens me.
• The navels of bees Are rarer than wombats Perching in trees. But, if we did have any, They'd be Lint-free As any blenny In the deep blue seas.
• PF: We neither NEED or WANT to know these things.
• Oranges have navels As Beeswacky does. Bees in a bikini Would give me a buzz. Oranges are bumpy And Beeswacky's not Bees in a bikini Would really look hot.
• Do you wear a lot of blue-coloured clothing, dirigibleman? The page suggests that grey-blue is the most common colour, being an 'average' of different coloured clothing, but "those who habitually wear clothes of a similar colour tend to produce fluff related to that colour." [Note: Scroll down to "Where does navel lint come from?" Oh, and the page contains pictures of balled-up navel lint collected over many years, if you're easily grossed out by that stuff.] I can honestly say that I've never heard of navel lint collecting before this. It's very, er, unusual.
• History of a mystery: A while ago I posted a comment here. Now it is gone, though it seemed to take -- making a total of 26 comments. Now tickingclock's has appeared -- but it is new to me and was not here before. It brings a strange new total of 23 comments. Wot is happening? *peers suspiciously about*
• This phenomenon can only be attributed to anti-comments. Standard Model Monkeyphysics tells us that each kind of comment has an associated anti-comment with the same mass but opposite charges and spin. When an anti-comment is posted after a comment, both are annihilated and snark energy is released, you fucking putzes.
• Then there would be charm anti-comments, but if 'twere them, they'd've surely attacked the pee threads yesterday, methinks. Then there be strange anti-coomments -- aye, could be strange uns, it could be, Q-kid.
• Ah it was that evil prick. He's talking about quantum physics which is what my fpp that disappeared was about. Come to think of it (which I do), the post was about alternate universes, so in fact probably what's happened is that my post disappeared into an alternate universe OR *I* have travelled into an alternate universe where my psot never existed. This turns me on a great deal and gives me a stiffy. Nevertheless I blame YOU, beeswacky.
• Holy crap, I just realised that my outie is turning into an innie. I'm disappearing into myself! Help me! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
• Bees and Nostril, fellow scientists, I can confidently predict that the excess of snark energy will result in the creation of certain high energy particles - possibly turnons, crapons and morons.
• Withoutie doubtie something mightie Strange's been going on, Nostril. But 'twasn't me, your honesty, wot lured them little dorgs away.
• I know I was just looking for someone to blame. Who can I blame?
• Would that each woman might have a gentle outie tanned, smooth and lint-free. A verdant hillock as this gives the wand'ring tongue a fragrant detour from that southerly route toward the cinnamon cleft: valley, glade in one, overlooking the wine-misty headwaters of the sweetest river.
• Me personally? A furred innie, of little further interest.
• Monkeyfilter: Adhesive scar tissue variance
• When I was young and skinny I had an outtie, but now I'm fat and old I have an innie. Lined with fluff, although it's seldom blue.
• I have an innie, mostly 'cause it's shy.
• Ask Mefi had a great thread on belly button lint that answers all your paranoid questions, people. I'm an innie, hubby's an innie, but my son is an outie. He had a slight hernia when he was very small that pushed his innie out. Check my blog for explanations as to the missing comments.
• tracicle I also noticed around or during the period of the vanishing that monkeyfilter had 1250 members. Since the count now is 1235, I wonder whether some new monkeys may have been erased after they registered.
• I have an innie, which I was afraid would become outie when I was preggers, but it just became flattie then went innie again.
• innie. nice one, too. If I had a digital camera, I'd offer a picture. Anyone else want to?
• No.
• Do any of you blue-lint people live on the east coast of the US? When I lived in NJ, I found that the dust there was very strange - it was like thin, blue cotton fibers. Maybe you just need to dust more often? And PF, we'd probably need a picture of that ass crack to be able to diagnose the problem. Me? Very clean innie.
• NO, PF. DO NOT POST THAT THING Path, WHY do you encourage him? You KNOW how he gets.
• *wanders in* *Reads PF's comment* *Reads path's comment* *Faints*
• Quick, somebody get her some water!
• *restrains self from making water* *would apologize but is too ashamed*
• I think Alendra just fainted again.
• *surreptitiously tries to escape by crawling under tables and chairs before PF can make water*
• Will somebody PLEASE get a leash on PF and walk him before he pees on the carpet again?
• I made water once. It was a pain getting the hydrogen and oxygen atoms to stick together though. You need a reeeeealy small applicator for the glue.