June 18, 2004

Draft Bruce

why stop with replacing dubya with the boss? i'd rather see someone like david hasselhoff in the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (and then the germans would love us again too).

posted by Capn'Roboto 20 years ago
  • also, if it really happened, i wonder who would be the vice president?
  • I think the official title would be "vice boss".
  • Bob Dylan for VP.
  • I think the yellow man should be V.P.
  • V.P.? Max Weinberg... Years of sidekick experience.
  • Golly! It took me two days to realise it wasn't "Daft Bruce", but "Draft Bruce"!
  • You just know this whole thing is the brainchild of Bruce's Press Agent. Puh-leeze.
  • Now, why was my first thought before clicking the link was that it was a call to draft Bruce Campbell?
  • I was hoping it was a call for Bruce Wayne.
  • I assumed that they wanted zombie Bruce Lee. As a running mate for Reagan, you understand.
  • Ha, shawnj, that's what I was thinking/hoping too. We need a president with a really, really strong chin, someone who knows how to use a chainsaw and crush evil with his robot hand. Hail to the chief, baby.
  • I'm glad I wasn't the only one who clicked on the link thinking it'd be Bruce Campbell.
  • Silvio Dante Little Steven Van Zandt for VP!
  • Yes, David Hasselhoff! His song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
  • Or could it have been these Bruces?