June 15, 2004

George Lucas owes somebody royalties.
posted by Danny Kay 20 years ago
  • *Brain explodes*
  • *comes by with broom and dustpan, sweeps up brains, pours it back through surlyboi's ears, and walks away* Apparently so do a lot of other writers.
  • Note that farther down the page we see that neckties are the sign of the beast (666) referred to in Revelations. The author doesn't say so explicitly, but it's pretty clear from the text. That's why I won't wear them - I'm fighting evil! "One of the emperor's governors says that the regional governors (national governments) will take control of their territories (countries - using their Tie-[collar and tie] Fighters) and that their technological terrors (military weapons) will keep the locals (you) in line."
  • Fascinating stuff! Elsewhere on the site: The one that you can read an extract from by clicking below IS the ORIGINAL version, in English, and it is in PERFECT harmony with The king James' Bible and is in fact the third part of the Bible and was always intended by God to be so. Erm.. wasn't the bible actually composed about 600 years or so after the Koran? Not that I mean that (a) god would not be able to plan ahead.
  • It's a lot to wade through. However, once you get past the Star Wars stuff, there are other gems about women, the persistent Illuminati, and (the former? the late?) Princess Diana.
  • YODA! I wish I could edit previous comments!
  • This is AWESOME.
  • The question in my mind is, is this JAH's day job?
  • The Ark of the Covenant is in Ireland? (scroll down about halfway) Using a lot of Bible verses to prove he should have custody of his children convinced me he's got a grudge against his ex-wife.
  • You couldn't invent comedy this good if you tried!
  • So...Ted Jesus Christ God just watched Star Wars, that about it?
  • He's got a grudge against women in general, methinks.
  • middleclasstool - no, he just watched star wars and took a big hit off some sort of pipe. that's about it. this is seriously strange stuff. and yet some of the fine minds behind organized religions seem to follow the same sort of logic, y'know?
  • I'm trying to work and read this at the same time and it just isn't working, uncontrollable laughter makes it tough to talk on the phone. ))) bananas for you Danny Kay
  • The man is a genius! There is so much here that the man must be onto something... Star Wars happened! The Pope is Darth Vader! The Star of David was a Spaceship - Damn streight! I spose God just reckoned "it's been 2000 years and they still havn't got it! Jesus - You're grounded! This Lucas fella can do it!" He provides new incites into the great mysteries! that whole thing about Jesus hanging out in Glastonbury in the missing years of his life - absolutely - its obvious - he was at the festival! Jesus just loved his English rock and indie music... thats why im pround to be British.
  • Now *this* guy is fucking nuts.
  • The question in my mind is, is this JAH's day job? Don't be silly. This is his day job.
  • *applause* *applause*
  • The Star of David WAS a spaceship in that Mel Brooks movie.
  • Thanks Sully, that clears up a few things. Doesn't make me any happier, but clears up a few things. (-:
  • Gene Ray writes screenplays?