June 12, 2004

Draft Registration: United States Armed Forces Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.
posted by the_bone 20 years ago
  • Tell me: will they need some sort of proof of my skills in the area of Advanced Naked Humiliation and Forced Homoerotic Fantasy Reenactment, or will they accept my word for it? I do *so* want to be as complete as I can.
  • ilyadeux: surely, you took pictures during the finals.
  • What's scary is that the fine line between satire and reality in the OP paragraph is not very clear. I had to reread it more carefully.
  • I especially liked the last "true/true" question.
  • I don't know, ilyaduex. The homoerotic fantasy re-enacment might mark you out as a Goddamned Faggot, and they don't want any of them in the US armed services, no sir!