June 12, 2004
Make Others Bend To Your Irresistable Will Through Your Awesome Secret Powers!!!
My inner eight-year-old Knows This Is True.
My outer forty-one-year-old says Don't Sue!
-
i'm not sure why, but i think i could go for a cup of tea right now.
-
These are pretty nifty lookin'. I think I'll just pop a few into my carry-on luggage to show the fellas down at airport security. I'm sure they'll appreciate the humor.
-
You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Like nobody else would have done the same thing.
-
Move along.