*snigger* Every single person I ever came across who called themselves a "pleasant person", weren't. Not after the first fifteen minutes.
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Two cannibals are discussing the merits of cooking.
One says, "You know, I've tried and tried to get a tender missionary, but I can't seem to cook them so they're tender. I've stewed them, baked them and boiled them, and they still come out tough and stringy."
The second cannibal asks, "Reallly? What sort of missionaries are you using?"
The first cannibal replies, "Oh, you know the ones--down in that camp by the river; they wear those brown robes tied with rope in the middle and they have bald heads except for a ring of hair around the edges."
"Well no wonder you can't get tender ones!" exclaims the first cannibal. "Those are friars!"