December 12, 2003

Next year is the Year of the Monkey. Which is, of course, why the Japanese are making monkey soap.
  • Each bar contains how many monkeys, exactly?
  • when i was little i had this great soap -- was it a monkey or a bear? anyway, you'd get the soap wet and leave it overnight and it would grow fur. really truly.
  • oh! i'm not insane! i found it! hee hee. fuzzy wuzzy soap. with a toy inside! although it looks kind of sick in that photo. kind of like a soap fetus.
  • Looks like an asphyxiated soap monkey. There should be a "do not play on or around" sticker on that bag.
  • I smell as fresh as a monkey!
  • Ah, the good ol' year of the monkey. It was quite the transformative year for me, and I don't mean that I grew fur. On that note, did anyone locate an actual bar of fuzzy wuzzy soap and try and use it?