June 09, 2004

THE EMO GAME
posted by marx 20 years ago
  • It's an awesome anti-Bush game starring some favorites from the past and some new heroes and villains. uh-oh.
  • Double?
  • let's all post the jokes for the punchlines in the Dead Americans thread instead!
  • "What to you get if you cross an Elephant with a Giraffe?"
  • "Jesus! It's not the same guy again is it?".
  • no! no! there's a NEW emo game! part 2! which is newer than part 1 so maybe this isn't a double post after all! speaking of which, didja hear about the guy who dug a hole in his yard? man, i ought to post that here....
  • I have a wedding dress we can bury in the hole. ASDLKHJKWEHFJJJ ABORT POST: (-102) REDO FROM START. SYSTEM READY.
  • I hear there's this guy in Turkmenistan that's like, crazy and stuff...
  • So Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
  • So this family walks into a talent agent's office...
  • Totally missed that previous post. Btw, have you heard there's some dudes who scan their cats? And then put them in jars? With domo-kuns? Really weird.