June 08, 2004
Hasselhoff Arrested.
Hot on the heels of announcing his fledgling rap career. David Hasselhoff has decided to kick things off right by aquiring a little street cred.
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Encino? If this was Compton I'd give him a little more street cred.
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Encino is, like, so bitchin.
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Kitt! Tell 'em yo*hic*hoo where drhivin'. . . *hic* What his limo driver had the night off? But he lives in a really good part of Encino, so it's okay.
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Encino's Most Wanted y'all. Don't be hatin'.
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See, it's funny cos he's drink driving.
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Way back in the mid-80's...when Knight Rider was at its peak popularity, Hasselhoff came to my home town's Toys-R-Us for some kind of KITT toy promotion. A friend who worked at the Toys-R-Us said he showed up at about 10AM pissed to the gills...could hardly stand up. Maybe he's been in a constant state of intoxication for 20 years? It would explain a lot, really.
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I don't know how many people here are acquainted with Tomato Nation, but this week's entry develops a great idea about where the drugged out celebrities including Hassle The Hoff are going to end up. (It's long, but worth it!)
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See, it's funny because Blaise is drink typing.
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[Kimberly, I *heart* TN too. Excellent fun]
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Like, bag those toenails.
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Rap career?
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Well, well, well. Once again, you ignorant vomit-gargling harpies of monkeyfilter lick your faeces-encrusted talons and prepare to swoop down from a pain-filled sky shrieking meaningless obscenities, your bile-dribbling beaks desperate to rip and tear the noble rump of a Great American Hero
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you had me at "well, well, well."
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/me points remote at tqk, clicks
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MonkeyFilter: the sodden pee-pee patch of other people
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When I die, I want the quidnunc kid to deliver my eulogy.
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We'll only attend, rocket, if earplugs are provided at the entrance. Good grief, quidnunc, what are you on and where can I get some?
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"... peepee patch of other peoples pain." Priceless.
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test. test. Move along, nothing to see here.