June 08, 2004

• I don't know what to say.
• Or....maybe she's really a lesbian and this is just a brilliant scheme to lure innocents into her web of debauchery. Killing two birds with one stone, she is also able to hit these Romeo's where it counts. These women will see the light once she has shown them her tricks, because who knows a woman better than a woman?;)
• is it real or the onion? /self-referential universe implodes
• "People are happiest when they're alone and living their solitary lives." If she can still say that in another thirty years, I'll believe her.
• Drunk? Maybe later. Female? *ticks other box* Easily influenced? *crosses eyes, fidgets for 45 minutes, can't decide*
• The form says "Easily influenced", Wolof, not "Indecisive". Now do it over again. In blue ink. And I want green curry for dinner. *swaggers off*
• Hey, Ms Curry of Greenness I may have been influenced by the framing of the question. But I can't decide!
• Uh... why not? Thousand apologies to our revered forks for hijacking his very nice FPP and thread. *mwa*
• I would be so very happy is someone could demonstrate my gullibility by telling me this is fake? Otherwise, this is just so very very sad in a huge number of ways.
• I'm with ilyadeux. Not drunk, definitely female, and generally easily influenced.
• I _am_ a drunk, though right now I am sober. I am a male, last i checked, and I have a dogged determination to never let anything influence me. Except booze.
• Reminds me of this time that in my psychology class, we were asked to fill out a personality self-evaluation. You had to fill in where you thought you stood on a number of personality traits, out of ten. The person next to me sat there, filling it out, till he paused on "Conformity". He turned to the person next to him, and said "What did you put?" True story.
• And don't get drunk in bars Damnit! I've been messing up since day one! From here on out I'm staying home and getting drunk alone, the way people are supposed to be. Thanks Terrifica, you've saved another wayward soul today.
• Ummmm . . . Issues, anyone? Wow, well I feel better about myself. /drinks /thinks_about_female /easily_amused
• This story is from 2002, though you wouldn't know that from the linked article (what's up with that?), and Terrifica is long retired. Not calling out the post, just providing some context. Look! Up in the sky! It's... oh, it's just a plane. Never mind.
• Pathetica
• Fantastico, who says he does not have a day job, says he likes to indulge in the finer, pleasurable things in life and that he likes to bring out the pleasure in people. I am Fantastico. I would love to pleasure you. Please come to my love nest, where you will experience sensual and epicurean delights that you have never dreamed possible. We'll have to be quiet, for my mother is sleeping, so please try to stifle your squeals of joy. Where are Wonder Boy and Nasty Man when you need them?
• If I were drinkin' in a bar with some Fantastico guy whisperin' sweet nothings in my ear, tryin' to, y'know, seduct me, and all of a sudden this blond chick in a red leotard and a cape swooped up to me, took my arm, and said, "Listen, honey, better reconsider what you're doing - come away with me now, and ditch this loser", I would be all like, oh hells yeah, hot lady, your place or mine? I'm just sayin'.
• She prefers to work alone but would not mind if other people donned a costume to help protect others Can't help imagining my costume now. Something with sparkly lights. And a cat's tail. No idea who I want to protect though... A lot of the local Friday night drunks seem to mistreat the public toilet. Perhaps I should defend it... Am now humming a catchy theme tune...
• "I do this because women are weak. They are easily manipulated, and they need to be protected from themselves and most certainly from men and their ill intentions toward them." This is good...