June 08, 2004

Baldwinization Centers of America! Supple, sultry lips? CHECK! Seductive, searching eyes? CHECK! An elusive "I'm way prettier than you AND your girlfriend, so get me a Diet Fanta" smirk? CHECK!
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • Ah, Dizzy, so this why you keep your face hidden! Are you... (cue dramatic music) ...one of the Baldwins? Get that man a Fanta, stat!
  • Oh, C'mon Dizzy. You cannot do this to us.:(
  • I promise I won't stalk you!!!;)
  • Maybe a profile shot?
  • It's the Before & After shots that sell me. That's it, sign me up.
  • Eventhough I'm sometimes an extremely extroverted actor, I'm shy. Sue me.
  • Question: Is this the same Dr. Boddicker that was indicted in the Colorado "Cadaver Scandal"? Answer: Dr. Boddicker maintains that the so-called "Cadaver Scandal" is simply a misunderstanding and he will be vindicated of all charges. Having already been found not guilty** of the necrophilia and corpse defiling charges, Dr. Boddicker is confident the RICO statute convictions will be overturned on appeal. Dr. Boddicker remains free on bond. Sign me up right away!
  • Me, I'm holding out for Timberlake-ification. That kid's dreamy.
  • middleclasstool, if you get Timberlakified, give me a call.
  • I want to become KateBushified. Then I could walk around my house naked and look and look and look at myself all day!
  • And I'd go to Diz's house and look and look and look at him all day too! Wow, that even creeped me out.
  • middle-c-t; You wanna see me Kate Bush, you buy a coupla CDs first, OK?
  • Have you guys seen t r a c y's picture yet? She totally looks like Kate Bush!
  • Sorry it took so long for me to respond, Diz. I couldn't get a wireless connection from the bushes outside your house -- er, from the soup kitchen where I help homeless people.
  • *Falls out of chair laughing* Oh, heaven help us when the Michael Jackson plastic surgery centers open...
  • MCTool-- I THOUGHT it was strange that my rhododendron was beeping... ...Shows at 3,6, and 10pm...