June 05, 2004

Thank god for online porn Texas pastor gets elected mayor for sending I-know-where-you've-been postcards to porn shop custormes.

posted by norajabe 20 years ago

I mean "customers" not custormes. (Haven't had my coffee yet :)
posted 20 years ago by norajabe
Your careless spelling mistake has ruined my day. Therefore I will punish you with tongues of flame issuing out of my ass. BOOOOSH!
posted 20 years ago by Nostrildamus
Ah, I see Nostril has been watching "Flaming Ass Tongues 47" recently. Nostril, have you ever met our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
posted 20 years ago by middleclasstool
Yes I have, and he still owes me money, the bastard.
posted 20 years ago by Nostrildamus
Ah, was he one of the investors in your porn shop?
posted 20 years ago by rolypolyman
He was one of the inventors of my pr0n shop. But he owes me money for beer. The bastard!
posted 20 years ago by Nostrildamus
MonkeyFilter: he still owes me money, the bastard. I've learned a lot about Jesus here: he owes Nostril money, he likes beer, he's developed pr0n outlets across the nation, and he's one very badass vampire hunter. And he loves me. This I know.
posted 20 years ago by middleclasstool
But does he love you enough to get you pr0n and beer?
posted 20 years ago by catachresis

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