June 05, 2004

"Come to where the flavor is." Canadian cigarette maker is experimenting with exotic new flavors like maple, vanilla, chocolate. Naw, they're not going after teens.
posted by pyrrthon1 20 years ago
  • Naw, they're not going after teens. Pipe tobacco has been flavored with rum, maple, vanilla, and cherry for many years; yet one hardly sees a glut of teenaged pipe smokers, nor suspects pipe tobacco manufacturers of chasing the teen smoker market.
  • I quit smoking five months ago, but these yummy flavors have convinced me to start again. Damn you, Canada! Damn you to HELL.
  • Didn't Camel try this twice in the last ten years, failing pretty miserably each time? Remember the honey-flavored cigarettes that had bee stripes on the box?
  • I smoked some bacon once.
  • Well, best to avoid smoking jackets, too, Dizzy. Bee stripes do not a bee make. Do not.
  • everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
  • Jesus, Brownsville Central Station.