June 04, 2004

Use a Condom. Because Children are Terrible Creatures. (MPG Link, 1.7 MB)
posted by Captain Psyko 20 years ago
  • As the father of four year old twins, I've gotta say that isn't funny at all. Not one little bit. Sure I can see how the rest of you non-parents might find it absolutely fucking hilarious, but it makes me kinda, well sad. It also makes me yearn for the days when I could point and laugh at the poorly behaved rat-children with everyone else, rather than being the object of scorn.
  • Point taken Keith, but this ad isn't directed at parents. It is directed at people who are sexually active and might not be prepared for parenthood, with all of its joys and nadirs.
  • As a poorly behaved rat child, I would just like to say WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WANT THOSE SWEETIES WWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Thank you.
  • Best birth control I've ever seen was when my sister had her three kids. I'm sworn off for good at this point.
  • Uhh, my initial comment was fully tongue in cheek. Plus the dad should learn to tell the kid, "Yeah! Lets get 'em!" Look at package. "Shit! Not on sale today, cost too much money. Maybe next week they'll be on sale and we'll get 'em!" Works every time.
  • Going into any "family" restraurant in the US is the best endorsement for birth control.
  • quidnunc kid, settle down and hush or I'll pull this thread over! I'll do it!
  • Do I have to separate you two? Don't *make* me come over there...
  • Best form of birth control: when you are thinking about having sex just look at a picture of this man.
  • Don't disrespect The Porcupine, Sully!
  • Interesting Porcupine Factoid: He is the only hetero male pornstar that has been filmed engaging in autofellatio! Um, or so I heard.
  • Good God! I can't believe I wrote that! Of course I meant "The Hedgehog". That'll teach me to post while sober...
  • Toddler twins? Poor Keith. I trust it'll get easier as they age. My wife and I had dinner the other night with 'breeder friends of ours. Four children: first one, then two, then a set of twins to make four, with the eldest being maybe five years old. (I'm sure they'd be still continuing the geometric progression with quadruplets if surgery hadn't forfended further furious fecundity.) Not that we ever need any reassurance that we're not suited to childrearing, but... oh my god. What chaos. It would only take one to start roaring for Sweeties to set off the rest. I don't know how parents do it. Avoid strangling their children, I mean. On preview: I see I don't have to whip out my massive Ron Jeremy expertise to correct rocket88.
  • Why do the French hate children? Why?
  • Another fun Ron Jeremy factoid:
    Appears in Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Appearances in Adult Films" (1750)
  • Actually, Goetter, if the pattern so far was 0, 1, 1, 2, it would appear that they may well be having children in a Fibonacci sequence.
  • Depends on whether the next litter was a triplet or a quad, yeah.
  • Okay, who broke Captain Psycko's link? No bananas until one of you confesses. And don't you roll your eyes at me!
  • Here's another linky