June 04, 2004

Ducks quack in regional accents! Fact. And echo in reginal accents too, presumably.

Whether or not they commit homosexual necrophiliac rape in different accents is another matter, though...

posted by flashboy 20 years ago
  • What region is this duck from?
  • monkeyfilter: cockney quack
  • In a related story, a recent study revealed that city lemmings are much more "show-offy" than rural lemmings when it comes to diving off of cliffs to their inevitable demise. Said Dr. Dagnut Zipwoody, Professor of All Things Lemmingous: "The LA lemmings are the worst. Those little furry bastards are always doing backflips, half-gainers, and bellowing to the best of their arguably limited ability -- seriously, who do they think they're impressing? Meanwhile, those from North Dakota just sort of shrug and flop over."
  • In further news, cockney ducks reject French champagne because "It tastes like fackin' pond wa'er, dunnit? And not fackin nice pond water, neither. Twat."
  • It's the evil ducks you have to watch out for. The ones that escaped the Flood. /Eddie Izzard
  • Hey, BBF can quack like a duck. Sez so on his resume.
  • 'Sounds like the A in father' when I say father it rhymes with bother so I call it an O of a rather odd sort... no wait.. awed sort now I'm not so sure what's wot
  • What about the cows?
  • while gently squeezing the scrotum of a mallard to provide the plaintive, squawking “Ma!” I call shenanigans! Ducks don't have scrotums.