June 03, 2004

Why the Media's Conspiracy Theory is Better than Yours fun for the whole gang!
posted by pete_best 20 years ago
  • *Ding!* It's better than yours! *Ding!*
  • is not.
  • I hereby declare that "Conspiracy Theory Day" has officially Jumped the Shark. At least this guy is an Equal Opportunity Conspratorialist, claiming that Bush, Kerry, Clinton and the elder Bush are all in it together in his own blog. And his name, Wade Inganamort, can be easily parodied as Wierd Ignoramus. And just for the record, The Cult of Wendell now provides all members with hats made of Reynolds Release Non-Stick Aluminum Foil (and if you saw my hair, you'd know why)
  • Shark jumping is just the kind of reaction you'd expect from an online discussion forum with something to hide. Now That's Kosher! Reynolds Wrap® Release® Non-Stick Foil wins at Kosherfest’s new product competition. . . . *leans out of back laundry room* International Jewish Conspiracy, huh??
  • Monkeyfilter: Bilderberg approved.
  • well, all i have to say is this.
  • And how hasn't the imminent end of the world been posted here yet?
  • flashboy! how bizarre! did you see on the left side, something called "God's Plan" is filed under (get this) Miscellaneous? BWHAAAAAA HA HA!!! hee hee.
  • Has anyone mentioned the Carlyle Group yet?
  • If you don't like any of these fine conspiracies, you can make your own.
  • /flagpole packs a sandwich, a Fresca, swiss blade with compass and spoon, iPod with fresh batteries, shotgun. Goes out to look for the Hole Guy's place...
  • Advantage: Wedge. Service!