June 02, 2004

Zaxonian Virtual Reality Chamber now available for a short time only!
  • I was surprised that there were no bids, even with $0.01 and no reserve, until I dug down a little further.
  • Damn just damn
  • Perhaps nzaxosaxo might consider making a bid.
  • I'm not sure I get it, does it have anything to do with this, my favorite of all video games?
  • My Name is Phil "Every day, I receive many transmissions. I attempt to decode and translate all that I receive. While there are still transmissions I cannot comprehend, many of them are making sense to me now. Of those that I understand, I can only reveal to you a small percentage. The rest must be locked away until the second coming of Zaxon." "Watch me play my piano and sing about Zaxon!"
  • Not included is the pleasure model, the Zaxoffian Dream Machine, with it's slogan Zaxon? Zaxoff.
  • Nostril, I watched as Phil played and sang. I will never be the same.
  • I didn't watch it. I was too scared.
  • We have a bidder -- somebody put up a penny!
  • Yeah, but 'tis the shipping that'll kill you: $1,578 USD!
  • I've been thinking. Is Phil really like that, or is it an act? I searched through his website, and I'm down to two thoughts. Either: A) He's a very intelligent schitzophrenic and the person interviewing him thinks it's a big joke. or B) He's one hell of an actor. Thoughts, monkeys?
  • Phil is an offbeat vocalist. And clearly likes to perform. Phil reminds me a bit of the late Joey Bishop who used to intone a ditty the lyrics of which went: It looks like rain in Cherry Blossom Lane, In Cherry Blossom Lane it looks like rain. [repeat until they bring the hook.] Always enjoyed Mr Bishop's performances.