December 11, 2003

Mini-You.
posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • diz, that is an AWESOME link. i sent it to a friend who just got engaged and suggested she commission one of her fiance as a wedding gift. yowsa. very, very cool. and probably very, very expensive. i guess this is an extension of "15 minutes of fame"... everyone gets their own action figure!
  • I saw this last Christmas and exclaimed, "OH to have unlimited quantities of cash at my disposal!" Unfortunately, the universe hasn't quite worked up to making that part happen so I'll just have to dream about it (and wear my cape in private). Suuuppppeeeeerrr KKKiiiiimmbberlllyyyyy!!!
  • Has anybody asked for a quote? I don't think too many people would flip at receipt of a Shotsyman action figure (troll of the higher planes), but I'd love to know how much this would cost.
  • It is safe to assume that a basic figure of yourself would start in the range of $400.00. Yowzers. Looks like I'll have to go elsewhere for my army of evil zombie micro indie rockers.
  • You'd think the hot new "Pudgy Gap-Clad Middle-aged Actor Figure w/ Perma-Sneer and Palpable Inferiority-Complex Grip" would kick Ken's ass...
  • bahahaha! MonkeyFilter: Pudgy Gap-Clad Middle-aged Actor Figure w/ Perma-Sneer and Palpable Inferiority-Complex Grip
  • I predict that it's only a matter of time before these people merge with Real Doll (NSFW.) Be afraid.
  • Hopefully in that event, there will be some quickly acted legislation. *shudders*
  • I predict that it's only a matter of time before these people merge with Real Doll (NSFW.) Be afraid. Go fuck yourself.
  • *sends picture of Wolof to Real Doll, anxiously awaits delivery*
  • ROTFL wolof
  • A Wendell Action Figure would be, regrettably, an oxymoron.
  • Hmm, no sign on the web sites that the companies have merged yet, but they might want to be keeping that all hush, hush. Say, the action figure people send the promising photos over to real doll for their "library." Or it's all some variant of pod people. You decide.