December 10, 2003

Fossil Penis Spam Scientists discover world's oldest fossilized penis. In other news, a revolutionary new pill promises to enlarge it. Spam scientists are still trying to figure out how to send unsolicited emails to dead five millimetre long crustaceans.
posted by f8xmulder 21 years ago
  • Colymbosathon ecplecticos, derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with large penis." What are you Scientists giggling about over there?!
  • At least it's not Large swimmer with astounding penis.
  • Is it too late to change my MoFi username to Colymbosathon ecplecticos?
  • It depends on whether or not you can swim.
  • Ah f8x, such a beautiful post. I can stop for the day now.