December 10, 2003

Fossil Penis Spam Scientists discover world's oldest fossilized penis. In other news, a revolutionary new pill promises to enlarge it. Spam scientists are still trying to figure out how to send unsolicited emails to dead five millimetre long crustaceans.

posted by f8xmulder 20 years ago

Colymbosathon ecplecticos, derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with large penis." What are you Scientists giggling about over there?!
posted 20 years ago by Nickdanger
At least it's not Large swimmer with astounding penis.
posted 20 years ago by f8xmulder
Is it too late to change my MoFi username to Colymbosathon ecplecticos?
posted 20 years ago by rocket88
It depends on whether or not you can swim.
posted 20 years ago by jjray
Ah f8x, such a beautiful post. I can stop for the day now.
posted 18 years ago by BearGuy

Monkeyfilter

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December 10, 2003