May 25, 2004

Virtual Sea Monkeys - (FLASH) This contains nothing naughty, no big download, it's fun (debateable: somewhat as much as real Sea Monkeys..) safe for work, and it has 'monkey' in the title. You see?

I tried the real thing once, ordering them from the back page of a Casper the Ghost magazine. Or was it Batman? No matter. They all died. Even spider plants die for me. The only plants I can grow are.. I digress. Try it. Please read the instructions. Wait for the SWG login server to come back online. Rinse. Repeat.

posted by Nostrildamus 20 years ago
  • Is mean Unca Nostril trying to make a point? Other than the one on his head? Unlikely. He's not that subtle.
  • I HAVE ALREADY KILLED MY VIRTUAL SEA MONKEYS. sigh. we had some aquababies here in Le Podde Tropicale. those were fun. and quite dramatic. one kept chasing around the other three and biting them until he'd killed two. we had to find him another home. but then there was just one. who was so lonely it died of a broken heart. *sob*
  • The virtual Sea Monkeys are much harder to take care of than the real ones. I have also learned in my many Sea Monkey experiences that they resort to cannibalism if not fed.
  • *waaaaahhhhh!*
  • I killed 'em once by trying to fatten them up too fast. The second time they survived, but they didn't look very yummy... And then it just ended, without a slaughter/feast.
  • Hmm... My monkeys survived to the second generation, but the reward was cheesy porn music. Or maybe the monkeys needed the porn music to successfully breed. Either way, they never did any tricks.
  • speaking of sea monkey porn... totally safe for work. unless, of course, you're a sea monkey. then you'll be hot and bothered the rest of the afternoon.