May 25, 2004

"Orthodox Quaker Oatmeal Cookies are tasty." said Jesus, as he stood in front of the snack machine.
posted by IgnorantSlut 19 years ago
  • These lapsed Catholics are bitter. love it.
  • I laughed so hard I fell off my intern!
  • That'd be the famous painting, "Jesus at the United Nations." My guess is that it's one of those fundamentalist anti-UN things. I actually have a print of this, purchased at the Nebraska Church Goods store (in beautiful Lincoln, Nebraska). I never thought of the building as a vending machine, though...
  • It's MC 900 Foot Jesus!
  • It's Christzilla! Run for your lives!
  • It's MC 900 Foot Jesus! At last! /80 years old
  • You lot are sick! Jesus doesn't eat people without cooking them in his lake of fire. Jesus! I mean, Christ! (Right thread, this time.)
  • Monkeyfilter:Truth is out of style
  • Helicopter crashes while attempting to place giant Zagnut in 900-foot vending machine -- film at eleven.
  • I wonder if it was gamma rays... Don't make Jesus angry. You wouldn't like Jesus when he's angry.
  • Too true.