May 24, 2004
Andy Kaufman is still dead.
Your weird press release update.
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No shit.
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'Enrique Proust?' Now that is hard to believe.
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Yea. And it doesn't seem to be corroborated by the website...
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Well, blow me down with a feather.
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Asshole. Don't fuck with the deads. I mean it. Tons of bad mojo will follow.
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Who would have thought that two opposing statements would both appear on the Internet at the same time? This is seriously eating up my CPU cycles, as both statements must necessarily be true.
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'Enrique Proust?' Now that is hard to believe. god bless umurukah
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Andy Kaufman is still dead. We'll bring you any updates as and when we hear them.
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Here's a secret: the guy who's been doing Kaufman's Tony Clifton character the last twenty years? It's Elvis.
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Enrique Proust never really existed.
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Enrique Proust was my college roommate! He and I used to play forty-four for shots and white crosses, listening to Thompson Twins and Oingo Boingo and trading wild tales of the unexpected. But our time together, well... there was a girl, we both liked her, words were said... You know the drill. Apropos of nothing: I watched 28 Days Later for the first time tonight? Meh. This is scary? From the reports I heard, I'd have thought I'd have shit myself by now. Instead, I get spazzy red-eyed Englishmen who can be dispatched with a baseball bat, and plain ol' ugly human nature (me being a Hobbsian of sorts, of course). I did like the image of Manchester in the distance, though.