December 10, 2003

• "It's supposed to remind you that monkeys are filthy, hideous creatures, who might hurl their feces at you if you look at them wrong.  Just like you!  Just like me!" Damn right.
• I hate my mother.
• I hate the Poo Cow.
• For god's sake, take it to MetaTalk.
• This is pretty amazing. Better than the usual windmills and dreck. I'd LOVE to give this course a go...
• Very funny stuff. I almost choked on my coffee when I saw Buddha passing a kidney stone. He didn't look too pleased...
• The place around here has a bumper hole. Those little pinball bumpers made huge and deadly. You hit the ball in it goes caroming around and more often than not it comes flying back directly at your head. Another hole has 56 different holes to hit it into, all but the one in the middle right spring loaded to shoot the ball back out. I still don't know how the place has a license. Great place to take people who've never played death golf before.
• I'd just be happy with the old windmill hole. The modern mini-golf courses don't seem to have even that anymore.
• Don't you mean a windmill-spewing-sewage hole?