December 10, 2003

Can you drive? [note: shockwave] Apparently, I can't.
  • I laughed so hard I almost fell off my intern!
  • If this is what driving is like, I don't wanna ever learn. I will walk for the rest of my life!
  • This is more difficult than real driving. And I was the one proposing that the big steering wheels should be replaced by arrow button pads in real cars. As in real life, parallel parking is my crux.
  • I killed the instructor! Whee!
  • Oh, you crazy rest of the world and your kooky drive-on-the-right ways. It's so quaint!
  • ARRRGH!! Not fun. Headlines read: Elderly Female MoFi Reader Crashes Into Fruitstand, Kills Several [cue music] I CAN'T DRIVE .....55.
  • Imagine if we could do this multiplayer. Would any virtual world survive the combined manic might of monkeys behind the wheel?