May 21, 2004

Holy Grail Vandals? Here's the beginning of a conspiricy theory: Could the reason "A gang of youths climbed on top of The Shepherd's Monument at Shugborough Hall and smashed ornamental sea shells at about 1500 BST on Tuesday" be linked to the fact that "Experts were called in recently to examine an inscription on the 250-year-old monument rumoured to reveal the location of the Holy Grail"? If so, then who were the vandals? The Knights Templar?
  • I'd love to take time to comment on this, but I've just got to get off to Rennes-le-Chateau with an angle grinder...
  • Meanwhile, Rosslyn Chapel moves onto sinister "Phase 2".
  • Flashboy: I've been following links off that first link of yours for the last hour or so. There's some really crazy people out there.
  • quick! somebody call umberto eco!
  • D.O.U.O. S.V.A.V.V.M. That's the secret code. And the "Experts" who were called in recently were none other than World War II enigma code breakers from famed Bletchley Park.
  • quick! somebody call dan brown! quick! somebody call indiana jones!
  • I don't know why it is so difficult for people to accept the boring, pragmatic fact that philip IV shut the Templars down due to money. they were the largest banking institution in medieval europe and many monarches owed them huge sums of money...duh! that said, I have long been enthralled with this particular conspiracy theory, its just so fun...
  • quick! somebody find my pants!
  • quick! somebody call umberto eco! Very funny, Tinder... Just try to keep smiling when the Tres people knock at your door... muah hahaha...
  • Guys, I hate to break it to you, but magic isn't real.
  • quick! where's jim loy?
  • stop! hammer time!
  • Holy Grail? I've already got one, you see! Oh yes, it's ver-ry nice!
  • I would have read the link, but I was afraid the Illuminati would track the visitors to the article.
  • it's the same people who interrupted Frontline last night.
  • I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Templarbashi.
  • Monkeyfilter: Cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
  • jccalhoun: I hate to break it to you, but they've already tracked you through this very thread. You might as well go ahead and follow the links; there's no escaping now. --The Grand Kaimakam and Hospodar of Upper and Lower Blogovia