May 20, 2004
Monkey College.
[via Fark]
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I transferred out of there -- I couldn't handle the poo-flinging. Good bananas, though.
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Do they give out honorary degrees? I could use a few of those.
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Well, thank god. Maybe we'll get some decent HELP around here, now. The tire is dirty. There are banana peels EVERYwhere. It's a mess.