May 20, 2004

I always wanted to be the Professor: Now there's a show for me! "Can you make a telephone out of a coconut? Have you dreamed of being stranded on a deserted island with a movie star?" The creators of a new Gilligan's Island Reality Series are recruiting a Professor to join their real-life skipper, first mate, millionaire couple, Kansas farm girl and movie star in this exciting new reality show. Any and all academic backgrounds considered. via Annals of Improbable Research
  • Give Mary Anne one for me.
  • I've always wanted to be someone's "little buddy", and feel I am perfectly qualified, as I am a moron.
  • Is anyone else thinking that Jim Loy would make the perfect Professor?
  • /retch
  • stranded on a deserted island with a movie star Only if I get to pick the movie star. Make mine Mary Anne, otherwise. Next Entertainment is looking for enthusiastic male professors (full, associate, adjunct or assistant) aged 21 to 40 to be cast as THE PROFESSOR. Any and all academic backgrounds considered. Those are some young professors! Baby Docs, if you will.
  • Now that he has a doctorate, you think Jon Stewart would qualify? More importantly, what Trump wannabe did they get to be Mr. Howell (and how could they possibly find one there days with a "Mrs. Howell" who isn't younger than Ginger?) And didn't I already hear that CBS had cancelled plans for "Survivor: Gilligan's Island"?!? Inquiring Monkeys Want to Know.
  • Aaaargh, it's going to be Sam from The Apprentice! *dies*